“Jack, it’s not going to hurt you. I promise you.”
“But…that’s just WRONG.”
“No, it’s fattening. Not healthy for your heart or your arteries but then again, you do not have to worry about that. It’s chocolate. I have heard of the white chocolate ones but I’m not a big fan of white chocolate. Dark chocolate is better. Much better.”
“It’s been deep fried????”
“Yep. Much better when warm since the inside cream is soft and melty and mushy and hmmm. So good. Remind me to thank Tosh for getting these for me.”
“Tosh?”
“Yea, works here, dark hair, glasses. Good with computers. Remember? Really, you should try one. Bite then lick.”
“Um, bite.”
“Then lick.”
“Lick?”
“Yes Jack. Gently bite the outside, then lick the center and….”
…
“oh my god…Jack, I meant the Oero cookie, not me….”
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“Jack, it’s not going to hurt you. I promise you.”
“But…that’s just WRONG.”
“No, it’s fattening. Not healthy for your heart or your arteries but then again, you do not have to worry about that. It’s chocolate. I have heard of the white chocolate ones but I’m not a big fan of white chocolate. Dark chocolate is better. Much better.”
“It’s been deep fried????”
“Yep. Much better when warm since the inside cream is soft and melty and mushy and hmmm. So good. Remind me to thank Tosh for getting these for me.”
“Tosh?”
“Yea, works here, dark hair, glasses. Good with computers. Remember? Really, you should try one. Bite then lick.”
“Um, bite.”
“Then lick.”
“Lick?”
“Yes Jack. Gently bite the outside, then lick the center and….”
…
“oh my god…Jack, I meant the Oero cookie, not me….”