Fic: Some Assembly Required (Slash, Star Trek XI, Kirk/McCoy, PG-13, Complete)

Goodness, I need a Prompt meme for Torchwood, because this is getting addictive. Help!

Title: Some Assembly Required
Fandom: Star Trek: Reboot'verse
Pairing: established Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13, angst, h/c
Words: 4000+, complete, betaed by iceiwynd
Summary: This is from a prompt from st_xi_kink: Kirk is injured(your choice for what) and needs to be treated. Bones has to talk him through the treatment (maybe there's head trauma and he's not supposed to sleep, ergo keeping him awake). Pretty much stream of conversation surly and sweet—all Bones and Kirk, pretty please?
Warnings: strong language, violence
Author's Notes: OP, I'm sorry, but I don't think this was what you were looking for as it branched out from the prompt to something, well, you'll see below. Sorry. –hangs head-


( How did 'No, we don't want to join the Federation' translate into taking their captain and tying him up on a stone table? )