Mommy Like Holidays

[d8rkmessngr]

I do. I don't look it right now. Me. Like. Holidays. Really.


Write? Write what? The cookie recipes my hubby keeps promising I'll be more than happy to write down? The checks to UNICEF, ASCPA, CPC, RDC, and all the other alphabet soup groups? What about my cards? And why isn't hubby getting me stamps? Who ate the cookie dough? Why is there cat fur inside my dryer? Candy canes cost how much? No, we can't hold another holiday party the next day. No, I'm not putting antlers on the cats. No, we're not buying a turducken, kiddies, just because you like saying it. :P No, M-i-L, it's not a good idea to stay over until New Year.

Was there a time I ever said "yes" to anything?

Humbug, I say. Hum. Bug.

Excuse me while I stick my head in a pot of boiling water and pray someone clones me right now.

Waiting For The Anvil To Fall On Her Head,
mommy

Comments

[bakaknight.livejournal.com]

You're going to lose over the antlers, you know...

[d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com]

-headdesk-

You know, you could be right. But I refuse to make a kitty harness and hitch them to a sled. The kitties might scratch me in my sleep. LOL

[bakaknight.livejournal.com]

Nono, kitty harnesses don't work (neither do spaniel harnesses, BTW). Relax on that part. But, yeah, the antlers are something you're just gonna hafta accept.

[d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com]

Well, the big question is...how to make antlers the cats wont eat and wont hurt them putting them on?

[bakaknight.livejournal.com]

Little things, felt and pipe cleaners that you can attach to their collars.

[d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't the wire ends hurt them though? Yes, I'm babying them, my four potential reindeer. LOL

[bakaknight.livejournal.com]

Pipe cleaners, wind them upwards, not leave a knot at the base - at the top, or maybe the middle of the reindeer antlers.