Mommy Like Holidays

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I do. I don't look it right now. Me. Like. Holidays. Really.


Write? Write what? The cookie recipes my hubby keeps promising I'll be more than happy to write down? The checks to UNICEF, ASCPA, CPC, RDC, and all the other alphabet soup groups? What about my cards? And why isn't hubby getting me stamps? Who ate the cookie dough? Why is there cat fur inside my dryer? Candy canes cost how much? No, we can't hold another holiday party the next day. No, I'm not putting antlers on the cats. No, we're not buying a turducken, kiddies, just because you like saying it. :P No, M-i-L, it's not a good idea to stay over until New Year.

Was there a time I ever said "yes" to anything?

Humbug, I say. Hum. Bug.

Excuse me while I stick my head in a pot of boiling water and pray someone clones me right now.

Waiting For The Anvil To Fall On Her Head,
mommy

Comments

[shygryf.livejournal.com]

see the key here is that my mother was sitting in the chair probably eating, and we put the antlers where she had trouble getting them off and held her while i positioned the camera.

it was far easier to get the dog: