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d8rkmessngr ([personal profile] d8rkmessngr) wrote2008-05-06 11:31 pm
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Mommy is very upset at deep fried Oreos.

Nuff said. Chapter not ready yet. Cats drinking from the toilet. My laundry's not done yet. And all my saltine crackers are sand on my couch, my bed, my hair, my lawn.

I owe everyone a mindless smut drabble. I am so sorry. 

Tomorrow. Then next chapter on Saturday because I called my mom for help.

I am also hereby banning all deep fried foods from this house. I'll feel them Melba toast if they try again.

Deep fried Oreos are evil. EVIL!

[identity profile] bakaknight.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Unless it turns out that they like the stuff, threaten them with antipodean items, such as Vegemite on toast. I've discovered that most North Americans are violently horrified at the taste (or even the smell).
...Deep fried Oreos? Is that anything deep fried Mars bars?


Yes... Mindless drabble...MUHAHAHAHAAA!

[identity profile] d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! A British fish and chips shop here first introduced them, served with ice cream. I tried a bite Sunday, but ooh, the sugar. I pray my kids' teeth will stay intact...