Mommy is very upset at deep fried Oreos.

[d8rkmessngr]

Nuff said. Chapter not ready yet. Cats drinking from the toilet. My laundry's not done yet. And all my saltine crackers are sand on my couch, my bed, my hair, my lawn.

I owe everyone a mindless smut drabble. I am so sorry. 

Tomorrow. Then next chapter on Saturday because I called my mom for help.

I am also hereby banning all deep fried foods from this house. I'll feel them Melba toast if they try again.

Deep fried Oreos are evil. EVIL!

Comments

[bakaknight.livejournal.com]

Unless it turns out that they like the stuff, threaten them with antipodean items, such as Vegemite on toast. I've discovered that most North Americans are violently horrified at the taste (or even the smell).
...Deep fried Oreos? Is that anything deep fried Mars bars?


Yes... Mindless drabble...MUHAHAHAHAAA!

[d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com]

Yes! A British fish and chips shop here first introduced them, served with ice cream. I tried a bite Sunday, but ooh, the sugar. I pray my kids' teeth will stay intact...

[indusnm.livejournal.com]

Ouch. No worries. But deep fried oreos??? That sounds like it's either really gross or a guilty pleasure.

[d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com]

Guilty pleasure I suppose. Like candy apples and fudge. You kknow it's bad for you but you just have to try it at least once.

:P

[timelordcons.livejournal.com]

Deep fried oreos do sound quite delicious, but I feel unhealthy enough after just eating four oreos out the packet >< :)

[gingerlr.livejournal.com]

oh great, now I have this image of Ianto trying to tempt Jack with deep fried Oreos and Jack going 'oh no, no, even I have limits.....'

[fallingblue.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, but then Ianto starts licking the cream filling and Jack can't help but grab Ianto and have his way with him... :)

[gingerlr.livejournal.com]

---blaming this on the beer---

“Jack, it’s not going to hurt you. I promise you.”

“But…that’s just WRONG.”

“No, it’s fattening. Not healthy for your heart or your arteries but then again, you do not have to worry about that. It’s chocolate. I have heard of the white chocolate ones but I’m not a big fan of white chocolate. Dark chocolate is better. Much better.”

“It’s been deep fried????”

“Yep. Much better when warm since the inside cream is soft and melty and mushy and hmmm. So good. Remind me to thank Tosh for getting these for me.”

“Tosh?”

“Yea, works here, dark hair, glasses. Good with computers. Remember? Really, you should try one. Bite then lick.”

“Um, bite.”

“Then lick.”

“Lick?”

“Yes Jack. Gently bite the outside, then lick the center and….”

…

“oh my god…Jack, I meant the Oero cookie, not me….”

[d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com]

rotflmao!!!

Ooooh, oooh, who knew I could reap the benefits of fic from wee tummy aches? Glorious! :)

[sanitylapse.livejournal.com]

Deep fried Oreos are evil. EVIL!

I've always had a sneaking suspicion about that. Deep fried snack foods have always seemed a little ...ominous to me.

I had something else to say, I swear I did, but my brain is still foggy. I'll be going to your main page to press reload until the new chapter is up.