Thanksgiving Turkeys

[d8rkmessngr]

I was rudely cut off driving to Stop-n-Shop, cut in front of at the register lines, had nearly gotten my shopping cart taken because I stepped away to reach for the canned pumpkins, I come home: chicken, chestnuts, celery, potatoes, yams, pork chops, all the things to make a Thanksgiving and hubby just now, peers into the fridge with a hang dog expression and says...

"Aw, no Cool Whip?"

-mommy's counting to ten before toeing scale discretely over to hubby-

LOL

Comments

[veta-black.livejournal.com]

I'm going to Chicago Tardis for Thanksgiving, so I made a turkey (mostly for myself, but I invited friends to have some) yesterday. Last year's turned out better.

[(Anonymous)]

So can I ask...

what's cool whip?

We don't have that in Australia.

Ang.

[bakaknight.livejournal.com]

Tell him that if he wants Cool Whip then he and the twins can go out together with just enough money to get it (and no Visa. No Turducken again this year, lol).

OR.

Tell him to go get OMG REAL CREAM. And then tell him that he and the twins have to MAKE whipped cream if they want it this year. With a hand-crank whatsits.