Psst...

At the library as it's the ONLY WAY I CAN GET ONLINE RIGHT NOW. Oh, the drama. Half my neighborhood has no phone, no internet, no cable! This warning is for those who are tempted to get those all-in-one packages that gives you phone, internet and cable all for the low, low price of X. Yes, we saved 20% a month that I can use on those rising gas prices, but guess what? When your cable goes out, EVERYTHING GOES OUT. 

( -wailing- )