Mommy is very upset at deep fried Oreos.

Nuff said. Chapter not ready yet. Cats drinking from the toilet. My laundry's not done yet. And all my saltine crackers are sand on my couch, my bed, my hair, my lawn.

I owe everyone a mindless smut drabble. I am so sorry. 

Tomorrow. Then next chapter on Saturday because I called my mom for help.

I am also hereby banning all deep fried foods from this house. I'll feel them Melba toast if they try again.

Deep fried Oreos are evil. EVIL!