Thanksgiving Turkeys

I was rudely cut off driving to Stop-n-Shop, cut in front of at the register lines, had nearly gotten my shopping cart taken because I stepped away to reach for the canned pumpkins, I come home: chicken, chestnuts, celery, potatoes, yams, pork chops, all the things to make a Thanksgiving and hubby just now, peers into the fridge with a hang dog expression and says...

"Aw, no Cool Whip?"

-mommy's counting to ten before toeing scale discretely over to hubby-

LOL