Mommy Like Holidays
Dec. 9th, 2008 04:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
d8rkmessngrI do. I don't look it right now. Me. Like. Holidays. Really.
Write? Write what? The cookie recipes my hubby keeps promising I'll be more than happy to write down? The checks to UNICEF, ASCPA, CPC, RDC, and all the other alphabet soup groups? What about my cards? And why isn't hubby getting me stamps? Who ate the cookie dough? Why is there cat fur inside my dryer? Candy canes cost how much? No, we can't hold another holiday party the next day. No, I'm not putting antlers on the cats. No, we're not buying a turducken, kiddies, just because you like saying it. :P No, M-i-L, it's not a good idea to stay over until New Year.
Was there a time I ever said "yes" to anything?
Humbug, I say. Hum. Bug.
Excuse me while I stick my head in a pot of boiling water and pray someone clones me right now.
Waiting For The Anvil To Fall On Her Head,
mommy
Write? Write what? The cookie recipes my hubby keeps promising I'll be more than happy to write down? The checks to UNICEF, ASCPA, CPC, RDC, and all the other alphabet soup groups? What about my cards? And why isn't hubby getting me stamps? Who ate the cookie dough? Why is there cat fur inside my dryer? Candy canes cost how much? No, we can't hold another holiday party the next day. No, I'm not putting antlers on the cats. No, we're not buying a turducken, kiddies, just because you like saying it. :P No, M-i-L, it's not a good idea to stay over until New Year.
Was there a time I ever said "yes" to anything?
Humbug, I say. Hum. Bug.
Excuse me while I stick my head in a pot of boiling water and pray someone clones me right now.
Waiting For The Anvil To Fall On Her Head,
mommy
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Date: 2008-12-09 10:04 pm (UTC)Now, if that doesn't cheer you up...
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Date: 2008-12-09 11:53 pm (UTC)