Mommy is very upset at deep fried Oreos.

[d8rkmessngr]

Nuff said. Chapter not ready yet. Cats drinking from the toilet. My laundry's not done yet. And all my saltine crackers are sand on my couch, my bed, my hair, my lawn.

I owe everyone a mindless smut drabble. I am so sorry. 

Tomorrow. Then next chapter on Saturday because I called my mom for help.

I am also hereby banning all deep fried foods from this house. I'll feel them Melba toast if they try again.

Deep fried Oreos are evil. EVIL!

Comments

[gingerlr.livejournal.com]

oh great, now I have this image of Ianto trying to tempt Jack with deep fried Oreos and Jack going 'oh no, no, even I have limits.....'

[fallingblue.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, but then Ianto starts licking the cream filling and Jack can't help but grab Ianto and have his way with him... :)

[gingerlr.livejournal.com]

---blaming this on the beer---

“Jack, it’s not going to hurt you. I promise you.”

“But…that’s just WRONG.”

“No, it’s fattening. Not healthy for your heart or your arteries but then again, you do not have to worry about that. It’s chocolate. I have heard of the white chocolate ones but I’m not a big fan of white chocolate. Dark chocolate is better. Much better.”

“It’s been deep fried????”

“Yep. Much better when warm since the inside cream is soft and melty and mushy and hmmm. So good. Remind me to thank Tosh for getting these for me.”

“Tosh?”

“Yea, works here, dark hair, glasses. Good with computers. Remember? Really, you should try one. Bite then lick.”

“Um, bite.”

“Then lick.”

“Lick?”

“Yes Jack. Gently bite the outside, then lick the center and….”

…

“oh my god…Jack, I meant the Oero cookie, not me….”

[d8rkmessngr.livejournal.com]

rotflmao!!!

Ooooh, oooh, who knew I could reap the benefits of fic from wee tummy aches? Glorious! :)